hate the player, hate the aim
WhineyG666: Dude, what's Nick's AIM
Amy: Why?
WhineyG666: Because I want to know how the fuck this Juan MacLean record is "nihilistic." Fuck is he talking about?!
Amy: i dunno, nick is always hearing stuff in records that i don't hear. must be his overdeveloped brain.
WhineyG666: or our natural ability to spout convincing bullshit
WhineyG666: Look, I'll do it right now
WhineyG666: Who is Mike Jones? is the most existentialist record of the year. His self-referencing style ("Mike Jones!") is so hyperbolic that it can only be percieved as an ironic exaggeration of his own self-hatred concerning his solipsism, pegging himself as the ultimate anti-anti-hero.
Amy: nice
Amy: but deep down, that might not be bullshit
WhineyG666: Also, back then hoes didn't want him. Now hot hoes all on him.
Amy: Right, even though he's the same size.
Amy: Why?
WhineyG666: Because I want to know how the fuck this Juan MacLean record is "nihilistic." Fuck is he talking about?!
Amy: i dunno, nick is always hearing stuff in records that i don't hear. must be his overdeveloped brain.
WhineyG666: or our natural ability to spout convincing bullshit
WhineyG666: Look, I'll do it right now
WhineyG666: Who is Mike Jones? is the most existentialist record of the year. His self-referencing style ("Mike Jones!") is so hyperbolic that it can only be percieved as an ironic exaggeration of his own self-hatred concerning his solipsism, pegging himself as the ultimate anti-anti-hero.
Amy: nice
Amy: but deep down, that might not be bullshit
WhineyG666: Also, back then hoes didn't want him. Now hot hoes all on him.
Amy: Right, even though he's the same size.
posted by Christopher R. Weingarten at 9:23 PM
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I learned it by watching you!
have you heard my cat's new song? it fucking out-solips the hell outta any other solipsist. alsos, better than Hate Beak, because it has that trance beat the kids love for late July.
my cat has a song. that's funny!
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