film falm!

Remember that scene in one of the shitty new Star Wars where it's like, "Blah blah blah trade embargos blah blah?" Imagine that for two hours.

Chicken Little

Chicken Little In Disney Digital 3-D
OMG!!! WTF!!! And I get to keep the glasses?!

Harry Potter And The Something Or Other
Wasting a weekend reading a kid's book is stupider than petitioning a record company for a new Fiona Apple record. Why don't you just spend the afternoon in front of the microwave so you live two days less? Watching a two-hour kid's movie, however, is rad for the creepy ending that looks like a Chris Cunningham video.

The Repenetrator
I don't give a fuck if we are watching a reanimated zombie splatter-porn... don't talk in the movie theatre, asshole!

Walk The Line
This is a very cool date movie if your girlfriend is sick of you taking her to midnight showings of reanimated zombie splatter-porn (like mine is). I call dibs on the role of Rick Rubin in the sequel!(PS - If you buy the cast recording to this, that means someone gets an advance on a script for Legally Blonde 3).

First the Clutters die. My faith in the New York Film Festival voting bloc promptly followed.